For fun.

To distract you while I sew up my sweater and watch the season premier of The Office...

You Are Fraud

You will do anything to get ahead. And if you fail, you can always reinvent yourself. You probably have a sordid past, and you're good at completely hiding it. You find it easy to lie. No one can tell if you're lying, and lying doesn't make you feel guilty. You think people are gullible. And you rather fool them than get fooled.

What Felony Are You?